If you don’t want to know anything about who Christoph Waltz is rumored to be playing in Bond 24 now’s the time to run back out (please close the door!). But if you really do want to know, I have some very important instructions for you:

1. Scroll down very slowly.

2. For your full and proper news experience, you *must* click on the MP4 link right as you reveal each photo below.

3. After your brain absorbs the information, please tuck it away in your mind palace and never speak of it again…at least until after you’ve seen the film.

Ready? Here we go.

This one’s different!

In case you somehow haven’t figured it out, in the second bit of perfect casting news today, the Daily Mail reports Waltz will be carrying on a Bond film tradition, playing Ernst Stavro Blofeld aka Number 1. And you know he’s not afraid to go full bald.

Anyone have Grumpy Cat’s schedule?

Yes, yes, we know it’s the Daily Mail, but they’ve been pretty spot on with their Bond bits lately.

Waltz is also soon (December 1st) receiving his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Bond 24 stars Daniel Craig, Ralph Fiennes, Ben Whishaw, Naomie Harris, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Dave Bautista, and Rory Kinnear, and hits theaters November 6, 2015.

Cindy Davis, (Twitter)

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