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Spoiler Alert for the Pompeii Trailer: The Volcano Wins

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | August 22, 2013 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | August 22, 2013 |


Can you imagine how frustrating it must be for Kit Harington’s character to spend his whole life perfecting his six-minute ab workout, to finally find a woman (Emily Browning) that appreciates his rock hard stomach, only to then find out that his girlfriend’s father (Keifer Sutherland) wants to keep them apart, and THEN, once they finally overcome that obstacle, a goddamn volcano drowns the whole city in lava.

What a waste of a perfectly good six pack. ALL THOSE CRUNCHES WERE FOR NOTHING.




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