Deadline is reporting that the man behind animated asshattery, Seth MacFarlane, will be rebooting The Flinstones as both television and movie projects. Apparently, the move had been in the development for some time, but the rights holders were understandably reluctant to give an unfunny, painfully untalented hack permission to ruin their intellectual property. As always, money won out. The animated sitcom will eventually air on Fox. Yabba Dabba Douche.