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A Boondock Saint Goes to Space

By TK Burton | Industry | December 10, 2009 |

By TK Burton | Industry | December 10, 2009 |

If I didn’t know any better, I’d assume this was going straight to DVD or the Syfy Channel (or as a commenter brilliantly called it recently, the Syphilis Channel),

Sean Patrick Flannery and someone named Louise Linton have been cast in an indie science fiction thriller called Scavengers. The plot synopsis, according to Dark Horizons, is as follows:

When the crew of the Revelator, led by Emerson (Linton), comes across the alien-created Chaos Generator, they must fight to keep it out of the hands of her former shipmate, the sinister Captain Jekel (Flanery).

A little bit of Serenity, a little bit of Event Horizon, and who knows. It’s being directer by first-timer Travis Nicholas Zariwny, although I couldn’t find out who the production company is. Linton has a pretty small resume, appearing in some TV procedurals, and of course Flannery was in the infamously overrated Boondock Saints (not saying it’s bad, mind you, just overrated).

Anyway, what’s really important is what the hell is a Chaos Generator, and where can I get one? Actually, I think we already have one. We call it Brian Prisco.

Please, tip your waitress.

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