The images from this week’s feature on Iron Man 2 are just now starting to leak out. They aren’t particularly high res, but what we do know from them is that: 1) Pepper Potts is not someone you want fisting you anytime soon; and 2) Scarlett Johansson, as the Black Widow, still can’t keep her goddamn pouty mouth shut. Seriously, lady: Close it. Not half-closed or three-quarters closed. Shut yer trap. Are you trying to catch flies? Or do you have no interest in keeping your saliva inside your mouth.

I hope she crawls around on the floor with the towel.

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