Ryan Reynold’s forthcoming one-man show Buried, which was something of a Sundance sensation (and fetched a $1 million distribution deal from Lionsgate), has a movie poster now. It’s meant, I suppose, to demonstrate what it must feel like to be stuck inside a coffin under several feet of soil with only a cell phone and a cigarette lighter. Also, the coffin is a shitty one, if as I understand it, a snake sneaks inside of it sometime during the movie.
Worst nightmare? Close. Mine still involves a naked Jesse Eisenberg and Michael Cera engaged in a 24-hour stammer off, in which they have a lengthy conversation about Woody Allen films.