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The Most Annoying Trade Post of the Week

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | August 3, 2009 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | August 3, 2009 |

I have no idea how to make this news interesting to you folks. It’s not bizarre or weird or dumb. It’s just: Whatever. So, instead of trying to entertain you, I’ll just annoy the living hell out of you. I’ll announce the news without spaces.

RobMarshallthedirectorofChicagoandMemoirsofaGeishaisin negotiationstodirectPiratesoftheCaribbeanIVafterGoreVerbinskidroppedoutin ApriltodirectBioshock. JohnnyDeppwillreturnasJackSparrow. Filmingwillbeginin2010. It’sallbutadonedeal. JerryBruckheimerisfast-trackingitbecausehewantstofilmPiratesIVbeforeDeppstartsshooting TheLoneRanger.


Wow. That was annoying.

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