It doesn’t hurt, of course, that Red Dawn has been sitting on a shelf waiting for a company to come up with the money to distribute it, but the teenagers in this flick are Gabrielle Carteris old now. I also hope nobody had a whole lot riding on the quality of the remake: It doesn’t look terrible, just on the generic side.

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