Here’s Marisa Miller. She’s pregnant. And naked. In a bathtub. And this is supposed to encourage us to boycott Sea World how?

Oh, wait! I get it! PETA is suggesting that Sea World treats its animal life like we treat super models! That makes so much … wait. What?

I think if PETA really wanted to get the point across, they’d fill that bathtub full of water, starve the pregnant Marisa Miller, and when someone came close to her, you could capture an image of her swallowing that person in half and killing him.

Gruesome? Perhaps. But at least it makes the point more clear.

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