Oh, Human Centipede, I have missed your presence in the comments and in my life. I found your First Sequence to be a delightful romp of idiocy, passion, and disfiguring surgery to create an abomination onto man and nature. I laughed, my husband dry-heaved, and we all learned a lot about ourselves.
I did skip the Second Sequence because of a certain scene with a certain thing that happens at a certain place, but now I’m back on board for Human Centipede Part 3 (Final Sequence), aka Human Centipede Goes to Jail.
Director and sick mastermind Tom Six is back and has released the following synopsis:
Bully prison warden Bill Boss (Dieter Laser), leading a big state prison in the US of A, has a lot of problems; his prison statistically has the highest amount of prison riots, medical costs and staff turnover in the country. But foremost he is unable to get the respect he thinks he deserves from his inmates and the state Governor (Eric Roberts). He constantly fails in experimenting with different ideas for the ideal punishment to get the inmates in line, which drives him, together with the sizzling heat, completely insane.
Under threats of termination by the Governor, his loyal right hand man Dwight (Laurence R Harvey) comes up with a brilliant idea. A revolutionary idea which could change the American prison system for good and save billions of dollars. An idea based on the notorious ‘Human Centipede’ movies, that will literally and figuratively get the inmates on their knees, creating the ultimate punishment and deterrent for anyone considering a life of crime. Having nothing to lose, Bill and Dwight create a jaw-dropping 500-person prison centipede.
Yeah, Eric Roberts is in this. Julia is probably so proud that her eyes just rolled into her head and down her tongue.
We don’t have a trailer, but we have a clip of grunting and yelling. Really, do you need more than that to watch this cinematic achievement upon release? May 22nd, 2015, kids. Limited release and VOD.