At first, I’m all like, “Ugh. A Ron Howard movie about whalers?”

Then I see that it’s the story that inspired Moby Dick, and I’m still like, “Meh. Whatever.”

Then I see Chris Hemsworth and Cillian Murphy, and they are in period outfits. Ugh.

Waves, waves, harpoon, kiss, blah blah blah.

Then it starts to pick up a little, and I’m like, “Hmm. This is interesting.”

Then around the 1:35 mark, I’m like, Oh, wow.

By the 1:45 mark, I’m like, “LOOK AT THAT TAIL. GODDAMN”

After that, I’m like, “Fuck it.”

Watch for yourself.

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