At first, I’m all like, “Ugh. A Ron Howard movie about whalers?”
Then I see that it’s the story that inspired Moby Dick, and I’m still like, “Meh. Whatever.”
Then I see Chris Hemsworth and Cillian Murphy, and they are in period outfits. Ugh.
Waves, waves, harpoon, kiss, blah blah blah.
Then it starts to pick up a little, and I’m like, “Hmm. This is interesting.”
Then around the 1:35 mark, I’m like, Oh, wow.
By the 1:45 mark, I’m like, “LOOK AT THAT TAIL. GODDAMN”
After that, I’m like, “Fuck it.”
Watch for yourself.