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Man, Do I Love Me Some Taters

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | July 7, 2009 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | July 7, 2009 |

It’s been that kind of day, folks. Pervasive MJ coverage. Pervasive bitching about MJ coverage. And some small technical difficulties on the site that’s necessitated that I hit the publish button on the site every 15 minutes or so. I feel like I’m on an episode of “Lost.”

Anyway, I saw this last night on Letterman, and it’s pretty much the best thing to come out of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. It’s “The Top 10 Things that Sound Cool When Spoken by Optimus Prime,” and they do sound cool. Revenge of the Fallen would’ve been infinitely better if Optimus had done a one-man show for two-and-a-half hours. Actually, how cool would’ve it have been if Optimus just stood on a sound stage and did a rendition of Vagina Monologues.

Really, how goddamn great would that have been?

We’ll just have to settle for this, I suppose:

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