Christ. I have no idea if Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel will be any goddamn good, because it’s Zack Snyder, after all, and Zack Snyder is a stylized hack. But Henry Cavill knows his way around a green screen, and by “knows his way around a green screen,” I mean: He looks good without a shirt, like a hairy Adonis with muttonchops. Poor R-Squared: Cavill gets the plum superhero role and the better abs. There, there, Double R. You just open up another pint of Ben and Jerry’s and sit over there on the couch next to Fat Mac.