I enjoyed the first Taken for the mindless face punch of an action movie that it is. I hated Taken 2: We Did It Again, But Sort of Different, because it was the Hangover 2 of action movies. Needless to say, I’m not interested in the third time Liam Neeson pulls out his very particular set of skills.
What I am absolutely interested in is this new Christmas anthem that 20th Century Fox has presented to us like so much frankincense to baby Jebus. If my husband gave me these gifts over the course of the 12 days of Christmas, I would be quite impressed and terrified. BEHOLD, I BRING YOU TIDINGS OF GREAT JOY AND THE 12 SKILLS OF CHRISTMAS.