Our old friend Fred Willard was caught by police in the Tiki Theater in Hollywood yesterday and arrested for lewd conduct. Police found Willard with his pants down and his dick in his hands. Literally. The three movies in rotation screening at the time were “Follow Me 2,” a XXX parody of “The Client List,” and “Step Dad No. 2.”
Willard is 78 years old, and Holy Shit! He’s nearly 80 and still jerking it? GOOD FOR HIM. Fuck the po po, Fred. Keep spankin’ that chicken. What the hell are police doing in porn theaters anyway? What do they expect to find? Leave an old man and his penis along. GOD.
Fred Willard is best known for his roles in Best in Show, For Your Consideration, and Anchorman. His IMDb profile also shows that his next role is for a movie called … I shit you not … The Yank.
Maybe the man was just doing research.