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Oh Child... You Always Knock Me for a Loop!

By Adam Lyon | Industry | May 9, 2010 |

By Adam Lyon | Industry | May 9, 2010 |

Let The Right One In was a really interesting look at the vampire genre. Atmospheric, creepy, and entirely unsettling. And so much of that was the performance by Lina Leandersson. It was a role that could be tricky to pull off, but she brought it.
And that’s all fine and good for some weak European artsy fartsy crap. But in America, we want our jailbait vampires to kick some ass.

And who’s our favorite under-aged emasculator? Chloe Moretz, the murder machine best known as Hit Girl.


Oh… Well that’s not exactly what I expected. She doesn’t really look creepy or dangerous. I think that’s how most kids her age look all the time. Messy face, slack-jaw, always knocking on windows. This image is not really impressing me.

But you know what would? And I don’t really have any information on this but just follow me- Nic Cage as Håkan, the older man who harvests blood for Eli. It could really be the classic style of Cage character that’s just an accent and a haircut. A Swedish Chef accent and a Dutch Boy haircut.

(EW via The Playlist via Firstshowing)

And here’s a bonus photo from LAT


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