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No, You Suck!

By Miscellaneous | Industry | June 10, 2010 |

By Miscellaneous | Industry | June 10, 2010 |

There’s a few names that will always generate a response in PajibaLand. Katherine Heigl will create a little discussion. Michael Bay will spawn some dick jokes. But two men are always guaranteed to raise bile in Pajiban throats: Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.
If the names don’t ring any bells, their work will. It speaks for itself — Scary Movie, Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans.

Feeling a little hate towards them? Think of what they did to poor Alyson Hannigan.

But now it gets worse. They’re doing a “vampire-themed” comedy. They’re filming it ASAP to get in on the hype and it’s going to be titled Vampires Suck and it already casted Ken Jeong. No surprise there.

Side Note: Did you see him on the MTV Awards? His speech really won me over. There’s some heart behind that buffoonery. Plus, Le Tigre was awesome in “Modern Warfare” on Community. In conclusion, better than this movie.

Back to the vampires. It’s a topic that’s ripe for parody. I’m actually surprised that no one has made a comedy about them yet.

OH WAIT! It was called Dracula: Dead and Loving It. And it came from the master, Mel Brooks.

But I’m not even mad that they’re making fun of vampires. It’s just that all it’ll be is a clusterfuck of topical humor.

Ok, loyal readers, here’s a fun game. What low-hanging fruit will they poke fun at this time? I’m going to say Obama, Jersey Shore, and the KFC Double Down. But you can do better, right?

(via Box Office Mojo)

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