The fame and glory isn't just for those pissah Jehsey Shoor rats no more!
As you no doubt know, much to your own nausea, the second season of “Jersey Shore” is currently filming down in Miami (at least we can take some pleasure in the fact that more than a few clubs and bars are not letting MTV in, however). Well MTV is now planning a spinoff-in-spirit, set in Boston and featuring people who “share a love for muscle cahs, hair products and little necks on the frickin half shell,” people who “don’t take shit from nobody - least of all each othah.”
Specifically, according to the casting call, MTV is looking for “quintessential and iconic Massachusetts types, from long-time dock workers to fisherman, beer guzzlers to chowder lovers, Fenway fanatics to the men and women in blue, cabbies to yachtsman, cheerleaders to Brookline babes,” and they’ll even “consider preps from Wellesley too if they got what it takes.”
More nonsense from the casting call: “Get ready to share your life on the show that will knock the sox off the Red Sox, blow canons from Lexington to Cornwall and make you wish you remembered where you pahked your frickin cah, ‘cause that clunker is in Jersey!”
What the fuck does that last bit even mean? Jesus Christ.
The show is slated to begin filming in July, because the only thing better than a Masshole is a “fackin humidity” sweaty Masshole. I’m hereby calling on our own TK to audition for this show in an attempt to infiltrate it and take it down from within. Who’s with me?
(Source: New York Daily News)
Oh, and MTV, someone’s got a message for ya: