Sadly, I don’t know why no one thought of this sooner. There are so many asinine, imbecilic, horrifyingly ass-tastic properties being developed into films, I’m frankly stunned that some collection of brain-scrambled shit-throwing idea-monkeys didn’t come up with this sooner. But, as with death, taxes, and the realization that the universe is an uncaring whore who will ruthlessly fuck you at the first opportunity, it was all but inevitable.
No, not the bridge-dwelling type. Not the internet forum shitbrain type either.
The fucking frizzy-haired, pedo-smiling plastic kind. Apparently, they’re actually called Good Luck Trolls.
And Dreamworks is making a movie out of them. Apparently, they were featured in Toy Story 3. I did not know that. Nor did I want to. Here are some other not even remotely fun facts about them.
Good luck, my ass.
(Source: Coming Soon)