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New "Walking Dead" Teaser Is Like a Feather Tickler to Your Zombie Ass

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | January 2, 2013 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | January 2, 2013 |


It’s only been gone a few weeks, and it will return again in three weeks, but season three of The Walking Dead — the last with showrunning Lazarus Glen Mazzara — has been so good that I’ll take even the little crumbs they toss at us in the interim and I will snort them until my nostrils stick together. I will MAINLINE zombie crusties.

Bring it, Michonne. Put that katana into that zombie’s skull. YEAH. Just like that. Harder. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Now PULL IT OUT and stick it in someone else’s skull. ZOMBIE DEATH ORGY.

Happy New Year, folks. It’s good to be back.




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