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New Twilight Image Leaves Panties Surprisingly Dry

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | February 15, 2011 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | February 15, 2011 |

This is it, folks. This is the new Twilight image. Summit Studios actually released it out into the world. I actually posted it. And you actually clicked to see it. I know.

We’re all feeling a little bad about ourselves now, aren’t we?

Sadder still, if you’d like to go to Collider, you can get a high-resolution version.

But this should make you feel better. I stumbled across this when I accidentally typed “AWSE TWILIGHT REACTION OMG!!!” into Google, and it made me feel better about myself. We all make fools of ourselves on occasion. Sometimes, we embarrass ourselves in front of friends, family, and strangers. We have our moments of unyielding humiliation. For instance, when I was a teenager, I once thought it would be cool, while making out with my girlfriend, to suck on her tongue. She’d like that, right? No. Not so much. In doing so, I ripped my girlfriend’s lingual frenulum, the membrane that holds the tongue to the oral floor. She bled. It made her cry. She talked with a lisp for three days. It was one of the lowest points of my teenage years.

But I can at least take solace in this: I never video-taped myself completely losing my shit while watching a movie trailer and uploaded it onto YouTube for — at last count — 154,000 people to see.

My favorite part? Where she says, “I’ve been waiting all day for this,” and then corrects herself, “Well, not all day,” because that’d be sad.

Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here, follow him on Twitter, or listen to his weekly TV podcast, Podjiba.

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