First, some light background music.
Deadline reports that Akiva Goldsman and Jeff Pinkner (Fringe, Lost and Alias) have been tapped to produce a pilot for a series based on Ghost, the best movie with the worst special effects directed by a Zucker brother EVER.
This could go either way. The very idea is groan-eliciting, but the people behind it intrigue me. Both gentleman have good stuff in their past. That said, Akiva Goldsman also wrote Batman & Robin so he clearly enjoys my suffering.
Ultimately, it will not shock you to know that I wrote this for the sole purpose of turning it into a safe space to quote Ghost all day long. Sam Wheat?