Believe it or not, Disney’s show Dog with a Blog is not only a real show, but it gets better ratings than Parks and Recreation. It also boasts former Daily Show correspondent Beth Littleford as one of its stars, which is just plain depressing.
However, it’s not as depressing as another show coming down the pipeline: Fat Guys in the Woods, and unlike the Disney show, it’s designed for children. However, like Dog with a Blog, the premise is right there in the title. Fat guys will go out into the woods of Tennessee with survival expert Creek Stewart and attempt to survive for a week. It will not, however, be on The Masturbation Network: It’ll be on the Weather Channel, though no word on whether the three fat guys will return to civilization after a week to drink Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator and eat Carl’s Jr. Extra Big-Ass Fries while watching the movie Ass and smoking Tarrlytons.