Oh, F*ck You, Morgan Spurlock
Sorry, everybody, but if I have to live in a world where I’m aware of Morgan Spurlock’s latest movie, then so do you. My brain is on fire and my skin feels like it’s crawling right off my body, and there is NO WAY I’m suffering through this alone.
In the past, the worst thing Spurlock has done to us has been to make our sympathy gags taste like Big Macs. Now, though, he’s released a clip from his next documentary, Rats.
Oh, were you not in the mood to watch a “history of rat infestations in major cities throughout the world,” scored with loud, creepy horror movie music? TOO BAD.
And in case you actually want more, the movie’s official trailer came out last month. I made it 55 seconds. How’d you do?
Rats airs on Discovery on October 22nd, because every day is Halloween when you live in a major city and have a deep fear of vermin. Now if you need me, I’ll be figuring out how to never use a toilet again.