There’s a new viral video out for Ridley Scott’s Prometheus, featuring David, a character played by Michael Fassbender. He’s a robot who understands our feelings, he just doesn’t feel them. He’s also really super creepy, the kind of mild-mannered robot that you’d expect to quietly and efficiently RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF and then demurely, dispassionately slice up your body and dispose of it in 27 trash bags.

This movie is going to be great. It has been foretold.

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