So how bad can we really expect Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen to be?
It’s not a new way of selling your product, of course — take your leading woman and have her writhe around in various stages of undress — but if you ask me, it hints at chinks in the armor. I give you Exhibit 1: Leading up to the debut of “Dollhouse” early this year, we saw an awful lot of Eliza Dushku. Funny thing, though: She couldn’t actually talk about the show because her teeth were chattering too loudly. Why? Because she was cold. Why? Because she had no fucking clothes on. For two months, every where you turned, there was Dushku half-dressed and writhing. You could find similar types of pictures of Kristen Bell before the release of Fanboys, too. The difference, of course, is that everyone will still see Transformers 2. Still, I think Michael Bay is obscuring the assheap he’s about to release in between Megan Fox’s cleavage.
Now this video, of Megan Fox, is just apeshit ridiculous. Do we really want to see Megan Fox wake up, have a beer out near the pool, and eat her breakfast before slinking into a dress and pouting her lips for the mirror? Yes? Really?
All right: Here’s your Monday morning marketing absurdity.