You’ve read my bitching about the lack of a Deadpool movie for a while. I’ve pleaded to the powers that be to just make the script that was leaked a couple of years ago. It is perfection. Then, like some sort of brain-damaged miracle, we have leaked test footage of CGI for a Deadpool movie. I don’t know why it is CGI, I just know that it makes me feel funny in my pants.

That’s definitely Ryan Reynolds voicing my beloved and that is definitely a scene from the script I read. Feast your eyes on this and then collapse in a glowing heap like I did.

If you’ll excuse me, I’ll be watching this footage on a loop for the next forever. And if this movie never gets made? I WILL BURN…SOMETHING TO THE GROUND.

(Pssst….Deadpool…call me…)

FOX decided that all of the excitement and free hype for a movie they would make money with wasn’t worth allowing the footage to stay online. Here is Rob Liefield describing the footage. ::farts::

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