Here are some random videos currently circulating on the web which I offer to you out of the goodness of my heart.
First up, your month could not possibly be complete without a little Corey Feldman craziness. Here’s a little teaser from his upcoming web series, Splatter, which debuts on Netflix this Halloween. The interesting wrinkle here is that it’s directed by Joe Dante, he of Gremlins fame, but who has otherwise basically crawled into the woodwork of Hollywood and gotten stuck behind a beam, and produced by Roger Corman, the B-movie legend who is not only still alive (he’s 83), but continues to produce (he has 386 production credits, and I suspect he’s angling for 400 before he allows himself to keel over. Fittingly, his funeral will be done on a budget of $7).
Anyway, the video — well, it’s beyond shitballs. It’s closer to clitballs retarded (bonus! Easier to find!)
Next up is this wonderful little cameo from Matt Damon at the end of the season finale of “Entourage.” I have to confess, “Entourage” may be a douchey, meaningless show, but it’s got to be the easiest show to watch in the history of television. It’s almost designed for people who are completely baked and incapable of thought. Anyway, after 13 episodes, this 90 seconds is the best thing about the entire season. Easily.
Though the animation is not entirely complete, here’s the first five minutes of Disney’s upcoming The Princess and the Frog, the first Disney movie to feature an African-American lead. Also note: It looks racist. But Ebonics is so cute when uttered by a cute little Disney character, amiright?
And, finally, per the requirement that we feature this video every time that Matt Damon is featured in a video post (seriously, it’s in our style guide and everything), here’s Damon’s McConaughsquat impression. Again. Sorry — nothing I can do about it. It’s in our Pajiba handbook. (Note, also, that it never ever ever gets old)