For the sadist among you who enjoyed having your childhood memories taken out behind the woodshed and fondled by the booze-breath of the straight-to-DVD sequel to Lost Boys, today’s a watershed day for you. There’s gonna be another straight-to-DVD sequel to brush it’s stubble against your face while it fondles your belly button.
The details, from Bloody Disgusting, are as follows: Evan Charnoff — who wrote a short-lived TV series called Fearless, which starred Rachel Leigh Cook as an FBI Agent (seriously) — will be handling the script duties. And, after all the drama surrounding whether Corey Feldman would be in Lost Boys 2, the powers that be have finally realized where the butter for their burnt toast is. Feldman will not only return as Edgar Frog, but the movie will focus on him (Feldman also gets an executive producer credit). The other Corey is not likely be make it, which will mean that Lost Boys 3 will sell only 11 copies, instead of 12.
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