Y’all, grab a Frappuccino, a bag of Cheetos, and walk your barefoot self to the living room. Lifetime is making a 2-hour Britney Spears biopic.

Not only is it on the premiere cable network for cringe-filled movies, but it is being produced by Asylum Entertainment (Of the Knock-off Blockbusters Asylum Entertainments.) It will be 2 hours long and will cover the rise of a lil’ Louisiana girl with a big voice making good before breaking down and rising again. The “film” plans to show her relationship with Justin Timberlake, allegedly with Wade Robson, short-lived marriage to Jason Alexander, and her marriage to Kevin Federline.

Let’s have a look at the cast of the movie, set to float into our lives upon magical, stagehand-controlled clouds!

Britney - Natasha Bassett

Wade Robson - Markian Tarasiuk

Kevin Federline - Clayton Chitty

Jason Alexander - Kelly McCabe

Justin Timberlake - Nathan Keyes

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