Exclusive word from the LA Times today suggests that Ashton Kutcher and Justin Bieber may team up to star in the coming-of-age comedyWhat Would Kenny Do?, a movie based on the 2008 Black List script from Chris Baldi. It’s about a 17-year-old kid (Bieber) who meets the 30-year-old hologram version of himself (Kutcher), who would then provide the 17-year-old version of himself advice.

The original script was R-rated, but (500) Days of Summer writers Scott Neustadter and Michael Weber have rewritten it and, presumably, toned down the humor (read: Stripped it of all that is good and holy) to better appeal to Bieber’s fanbase (read: 12-year-old giggly devil spawn). The project is again currently out for writers, and a director has yet to be found.

And now for your listing pleasure, here is a complete list of every potential male dual casting combination that could possibly be more obnoxious than the pairing of Ashton Kutcher and Justin Bieber:

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