Let's Get It On: MTV Bringing Back 'Celebrity Deathmatch'
MTV has decided to return to its late-’90s glory days by bringing back a beloved show. Daria?!, you ask excitedly. Sifl and Olly?!, you plead. Singled Out?!, you ask, running out of ideas. No, it’s Celebrity Deathmatch!
Now, we must ask ourselves, in this kinder, gentler, more sensitive time, will people still watch a show where celebrities are massacred in violent, horrible ways?
And the answer is, meh, maybe, who knows. It’s hard to tell. I got really excited reading about Justin Bieber getting put in a chokehold at Coachella this morning so probably. But, seriously, they should bring back Sifl and Olly. THIS IS NOT A REBEL SONG. THIS IS THE PANDA.
That show was crescent fresh.