SPOILERS

You might want to watch live, folks, so as to not get spoiled (after all, 76 percent of Americans do not give a shit if they spoil something for you).

Don't miss#SOAFX #FinalRide tonight! In 703 someone you love dies! Wait that's 704…and 705…and 706…and…

— kurt sutter (@sutterink) September 23, 2014

I don’t know about the rest of the critics, but I haven’t received a screener, and the last time that happened was the episode in which Clay Morrow took a bullet in the neck.

Who is left on the show that any of us still “loves”? Chibs. Bobby. Tig. Venus. That’s it. There’s a lot of episodes left to get through without one or more of those guys. And if it’s Chibs, I will straight-up murder Kurt Sutter’s pet turtle.

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