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'Knock Knock'! Who's There? Keanu. Keanu Who? Keanu Reeve's Erotic Threesome Horror Film

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | August 31, 2015 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | August 31, 2015 |

There is something kind of interesting about a horror film where two women are the antagonist, although I’m sure I haven’t thought this all the way through and the fact that they are using sex to fuck over Keanu’s character (not to mention Eli Roth’s involvement as director) will probably mean there’s something wrong with Knock Knock.

But for now? I kind of like the idea of two women apparently from Bud Light commercials becoming the unexpectedly bad-ass villains in a horror movie, and they work as villains because who isn’t going to be rooting for Keanu? HE’S KEANU, THE HUMAN ELLIPSIS.

“If you want … you can … come in and … use my phone.”

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