Don’t you just love this new trend in movie marketing? Teasers for teasers for trailers for movies that won’t come out for nine more months. But fuck it: I’m a sucker for it, and the teaser for the trailer for Total Recall that will come out on Sunday is kind of cool, if you like to watch people jump from things, a shirtless Colin Farrell, and Kate Beckinsale’s ass posing in front of a huge conflagration. Salute your flag, son!
Look: I loved the original Total Recall, but I have no problem with a remake, especially after Farrell did such an outstanding job with the Fright Night remake. Plus, as far as I’m concerned, Hollywood can go ahead and remake Arnold Schwarzenegger’s career out of existence.