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Justin Long Gay Marries Mike White

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | June 7, 2010 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | June 7, 2010 |

It’s a fairly common joke now that, part of the reason we should allow gays to marry is so that they can suffer the same marital pitfalls as the rest of us. Well, Justin Long (the Mac Guy) and Mike White (the creepy dude from Chuck and Buck) decided to turn that joke into a video, with amusing results.

It certainly drives home the point, too. Come on: Let’s anchor the gays. Trap them in the institution. Fact: A married gay man is 20 percent less likely to convert your child into the homosexual lifestyle.

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