Yes, yes my lovelies. Michael Fassbender is fun to look at. We know from Shame that he’s gifted with a sizable down-low and that he can even identify other men’s penises. We know from Centurion and Inglorious Basterds that he can beat some sweet, sweet ass. We know from Prometheus that he can be programmed to be sly. We know he looks good cuddling with Senator Palpatine. He’s also bilingual. He can act the Gosling out of a movie (see Hunger) and Herr Fassbender even looks good in a vest.
But did you know he could sing? You bet your fancypants der Kolben he can.
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