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'Jurassic World' Viral Video Reveals Vincent D'Onofrio's Role; Another Hybrid Dinosaur Is Unveiled

By Cindy Davis | Industry | February 11, 2015 |

By Cindy Davis | Industry | February 11, 2015 |

The Jurassic World promotional campaign is full on, and in addition to those Sea World-ish poolside freak shows, and the park cams, we now have this viral video on park safety and (international) defense; you know, in case anything unexpected should happen. Masrani Global, the money behind Jurassic World itself, also has a handy security arm, led by Private Vic Hoskins (Vincent D’Onofrio). “Asset containment;” ha ha, very funny!

Please tell me Vic ends up in a bathroom with a velociraptor and a rifle, eyes rolling back in his head right before he tucks the business end of an M4 under his chin?

I wonder if director Colin Trevorrow realizes toys are giving away his secrets? Following on the heels of Indominus Rex, an image of another dinosaur hybrid — “Stegoceratops” — hit the interwebs:


So, not only are those park idiots bringing the old crowd back to life, they’re playing dino-genetic games. Let me just modify the words of Dr. Ian Malcolm; “Stupid finds a way.”

Hurry up, June!

Cindy Davis, (Twitter)

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