Congratulations, MTV. You’ve somehow managed to sink even lower than “My Super Sweet 16.” Fucking jackasses.
Here’s the promo trailer for “Jersey Shore.” It’s about what it sounds like: “Real World” with Jersey trash. There’s nothing I can say about this show that isn’t already completely apparent from the promo.
Fuck me with a chainsaw and close my wounds with Aqua-Net.
Coming at you, December 3rd.