In the Boy Next Door, a high-school teacher played by Jennifer Lopez loses her mind and ends up banging the boy next door (Ryan Guzman), who it turns out is a student in her class. When she tries to end the affair, things get stalker-nasty, a tanker truck explodes, and Jenny from the Block gets all Liam Neeson from Taken: GIVE ME BACK MY SEXUAL SELF CONTROL.

Boy Next Door will come out in January, because duh.

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