By Jodi Smith | Industry | May 30, 2018 |
By Jodi Smith | Industry | May 30, 2018 |
Of course, most things in life right now are those you would like to politely (or not so politely) decline. You probably also ask yourself “WHY” about a thousand times a day too. But do you ask it about entertainment news? I THOUGHT SO. HERE WE GO.
James Marsden Signed On For A Sonic the Hedgehog Movie
Don’t worry, because the movie is live-action AND animation. I’m sure it will be just as good as Rocky and Bullwinkle or The Smurfs or even Hop … uhhhhhh—-yeah. I mean, holy shitsnacks, Marsden, you’re on Westworld. You don’t need this payday, buddy. Where did that sweet Cyclops money go, friend?
November 15, 2019: mark your calendars with something else you have to do that day so no one can con you into seeing a fucking Sonic the Hedgehog movie with a bunch of fanfic weirdos that draw Sonic gazing lovingly at a knocked-up Mario.
Paramount Wants To Make A Creepy Crawlers Movie
Why, yes. The rights for the “boy’s” version of an Easy Bake Oven that made gummi bugs and crap instead of tiny cakes is owned by a movie studio. Of course, they want to make it into a movie. What’s that? There is no starting point or storyline to adapt to the big screen?
A Documentary By Michael Moore About Tr*mp And Roseanne?
I know Roseanne. And I know Trump. And they are about to rue the day they knew me… pic.twitter.com/vW81Gq7s1i
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) May 30, 2018
So much nope all in one place. I now look forward to the movie about a Privacy Policy that just wants to get his message out to the world, but people keep deleting him. LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE, HOLLYWOOD.
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