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Idiots Rule

By TK Burton | Industry | November 20, 2009 |

By TK Burton | Industry | November 20, 2009 |

Oh, Jesus no.

OK, first of all, I think Jackass is stupid. And not in that ironically-stupid, so-stupid-it’s-funny-way. In that this-is-unamusing-and-I-want-the-creators-to-spontaneously-explode way. I think that the best thing Johnny Knoxville has ever done was probably his co-starring role in the Walking Tall remake, and for the record? That remake fucking sucked.

So to say that I think that I believe a third Jackass movie is a fucking terrible idea would be one of my life’s grandest understatements. And yet, here we are, staring into the abyss of a third one. Not only that, but apparently Paramount is looking to release it in 3-D.

Three-fucking-D. Yeah, because I want nothing more than to see some frat-tard’s naked ass get weasels jammed up it in 3-D.

In any event, it’s going to be directed by Jeff Tremaine again, it’s slated for release in 2010, and it confirms, once again, that there is good reason for me to hate this pestilent ball of vomitus we call a planet.

(h/t to our buddy William Goss at Cinematical for the scoop)

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