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It's a 'Grown Ups 2' Shutout! Results from The Razzies

By Vivian Kane | Industry | March 3, 2014 |

By Vivian Kane | Industry | March 3, 2014 |

How are your Oscar-meters reading today, my glistening golden statues of snark? Are you still poring over the pizza selfies and ugly-crying through rewatches of Lupita’s speech, or are you so over it all? Well, either way, I think we should all take a minute to turn our attentions from the best of Hollywood to the absolute worst.

This past Saturday was the 34th Annual Razzies, honoring (?) the worst movies of 2013. Grown Ups 2 led the nominations, but walked away with no awards. In this case, I think the acknowledgement of mediocrity is more insulting than actually getting an award.

I’d also like to point out that Lindsay Lohan was nominated for Worst Actress for two movies in which she played herself.

Worst performance. Playing herself. Twice.

“Winners” in bold.

Worst Picture
Movie 43
After Earth
Grown Ups 2
The Lone Ranger
A Madea Christmas

Worst Actor
Jaden Smith - After Earth
Ashton Kutcher - Jobs
Adam Sandler - Grown Ups 2
Sylverster Stallone - Bullet to the Head, Escape Plan, and Grudge Match

Worst Actress
Tyler Perry - A Madea Christmas
Selena Gomez - Getaway
Lindsay Lohan - The Canyons
Naomi Watts - Movie 43 and Diana

Worst Supporting Actor
Will Smith - After Earth
Chris Brown - Battle of the Year
Larry the Cable Guy - A Madea Christmas
Taylor Lautner - Grown Ups 2
Nick Swardson - Grown Ups 2 and A Haunted House

Worst Supporting Actress
Kim Kardashian - Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
Salma Hayek - Grown Ups 2
Katherine Heigl - The Big Wedding
Lady Gaga - Machete Kills
Lindsay Lohan - InAPPropriate Comedy and Scary Movie 5

Worst Screen Combo
Jaden Smith and Will Smith - After Earth
The entire cast of Grown Ups 2
The entire cast of Movie 43
Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen - Scary Movie 5
Tyler Perry and either Larry the Cable Guy or that worn out wig and dress in A Madea Christmas

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
The Lone Ranger
The Hangover Part III
Scary Movie 5
The Smurfs 2

Worst Director
All 13 Directors of Movie 43 - Elizabeth Banks, Steven Brill, Steve Carr, Rusty Cundieff, James Duffy, Griffin Dunne, Peter Farrelly, Patrik Forsberg, Will Graham,James Gunn, Bob Odenkirk, Brett Ratner, and Jonathan van Tulleken
Dennis Dugan - Grown Ups 2
Tyler Perry for A Madea Christmas and Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor
M. Night Shyamalan - After Earth

Worst Screenplay
Movie 43 - Steve Baker, Ricky Blitt, Will Carlough, Tobias Carlson, Jacob Fleisher, Patrik Forsberg, Will Graham, James Gunn, Claes Kjellstrom, Jack Kukoda, Bob Odenkirk, Bill O’Malley, Matthew Alec Portenoy, Greg Pritikin, Rocky Russo, Olle Sarri, Elizabeth Wright Shapiro,Jeremy Sosenko, Jonathan van Tulleken and Jonas Wittenmark
After Earth - screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan and Gary Whitta, story by Will Smith
Grown Ups 2 - screenplay by Adam Sandler, Tim Herlihy and Fred Wolf
The Lone Ranger - screenplay by Justin Haythe, Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio
A Madea Christmas - Tyler Perry

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