Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the bayou…
Never mind those pesky gators - they’re being chomped up faster than you can say, “This isn’t a normal shark. It swims, it kills and it’s out there!” Wait, what? What the hell does a normal shark do? New tagline please.
But I don’t need to tell you any more about what fun can be had with the swamp version of Jaws. All you need to know about Swamp Shark is:
a) It’s cheesetastic
b) It stars Kristy Swanson, D.B. Sweeney and a gruff Robert Davi as the poor man’s Chief Brody.
And now, I present to you without commercial interruption and yet the seemingly needless appearance of a semi, the Swamp Shark trailer.