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It Doesn't Come Right Out and Say It, But the Implication in the New Expendables 2 Trailer Is That We're All Weak-Willed Ninnies

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | May 4, 2012 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | May 4, 2012 |


Nice: The first action-movie trailer that makes me feel bad about myself. Oh, these old guys are just soooo much better than the rest of us because they have big muscles, bigger guns and they don’t care about the effects their destruction has on the environment. Why use your head to get out of a tough spot when you can just use sheer brute force and explosions, right? Whatever. Go back to the 80s, old dudes. How well do you really think you’d stack up against modern action heroes, like Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man? What’s that? You’d snap him like a twig?

Yeah, you’re probably right.

Why aren’t you brooding? STOP HAVING SO MUCH FUN.




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