Friends…I can call you “friends”, can’t I? Friends, one thing I can guarantee you is that if Alexander Skarsgård was standing on my front porch telling me to invite him in, fangs or no fangs, that man would be all up in my house. Bill who? Sparkly vampires where? Shape-what-ers? Which-wolves?
Sookie, girl you open up that door and let in that hot vampire! And save your best friend Tara, because that girl can be suckered by anyone; make sure you stop by to check on Lafayette, because he tends to attract a little trouble too and don’t forget to give Sam a little attention because he’s cute and cuddly.
I guess it’s the season of the werewolf, but I’m still putting my money on vampire.