Look, y’all! Brad Pitt and Eli Roth posed for promotional posters. And we’re running them! Because that’s what movie blogs do — we’re an extension of the studio marketing arms, only in our case, we promote things that we’ll probably crap on in three months (though probably not in this case). Basically, we show a movie’s tits, and then tell you what a bad lay it is.
Don’t think I don’t have issues with it. Especially where Eli Roth is involved. But here they are, all the same: