In Defense Of Deadpool's Ass Or All Hero Booties Are Beautiful
Yesterday I posted the new international poster for Deadpool on my Facebook wall with the clever and not at all overused “dat ass tho” as the caption. The poster looks like this:
People immediately began chiming in with their own dumb and incorrect opinions on Deadpool’s backside. Outrageous assertions such as “I see no ass. Just a long back and then legs.” or “Somebody skipped squats day. Disassater.” I mean, OK. Deadpool’s hand is in the way and the angle is funny, but that’s no reason to disparage the derriere. I know Cap Ass may have spoiled us, but that’s no reason to insult the butts of other Marvel dudes or ladies. (Obligatory gif below.)
Deadpool’s ass is wonderful and tight, probably pockmarked with cancerous lesions like the rest of his banging body, but still a very, very nice ass. It is just poured into that bodysuit that probably smells like cheese doodles and blood, but we aren’t talking about that right now. We’re talking about the man’s butt.
The Other Exhibit S:
I believe I’ve made my ass argument. In closing:
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