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In a True Testament to Cee Lo, Not Even Gwyneth Paltrow Can Screw Up His Song (Too Badly)

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | November 12, 2010 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | November 12, 2010 |

So, that butthole Gwyneth Paltrow is going to be on the buttholin’ “Glee” this week, and she’ll be singing. I’ve ultimately and reluctantly come around to the fact that Paltrow actually has a decent voice — she just lacks the attitude and swagger for country music (and anything resembling the socioeconomic background to be singing a song called “Country Strong”).

Now, she’s turned her attention to Cee-Lo, and the greatest song of 2010: “Fuck You,” edited for “Glee.” Again, I’ll give her the voice, but once again, the attitude and swagger lacks to such an amazing extent that it’s near-damn embarrassing. I mean, come on: Goop Lady. Could you fucking be anymore white? And square? Dear God, she is square.

Still a great song, though. Not even Gwyneth can completely ruin it.

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